Iechyd da boyos and girlos! See, I learnt the language whilst I was down in Swansea for my first real taste of how great Wales can be, despite several visits (though mainly to Cardiff which is more English/European than Welsh in feel ..... don't tell them I said that, they'd be cross).
I was down with Dad (and later Tom) for the last Hull City away day of the season, but a double overnighter allowed for the chance of some imaginative Glamorgan pub ticking.
Dad claimed he had never been to the Liberty Stadium before - he had, 4th April 2015. He had no recollection of the day. So when we arrived, a bit early to check-in to our Premier Inn, I took him to the pub we did that day, No Sign Bar, to refresh his memory. It worked, pub-wise at least!
It is a very long pub, has a sign saying it is called 'No Sign Bar' which is surely wrong, and the only people on Twitter who've done a more popular piece on it than me today are John Hartson (inviting Celtic and Swansea fans to drink there in harmony) and Brian May off of Queen who was here to save foxes or something with that dude from Eastenders. I drank a Welsh red beer and we got to smuggle some snacks when the staff weren't looking cos we are English rebels.
Anyway, I don't want to kill you with words about a pub I've reviewed previously, so instead, we'll talk about the staggeringly quality area of Mumbles.
That's where we headed after checking in, on the bus, beautiful scenery, we passed a pub we'd done in 2002 called West Cross which doesn't seem to get in the GBG anymore, probably cos all the regulars from then will now be 110 years old if still alive. A bracing walk along the prom took us to our first pub ......
Oh yes, the Pilot (1592 / 2561) was a real touch of class from the moment we entered. I was dying for a widdle so Dad was under strict instructions to order me a Draught Bass having read about Martin Taylor's visit here. Like so many pubs selling this cult ale, the pump doesn't sit with the others, but is hiding behind a locals beer gut, a guide dog collection tin and a vase of plastic flowers. No wonder when Dad persisted, the characterful barmaid gave him a knowing nod and wink, and may well have lifted up her underskirts to reveal a red triangle, which sounds a lot ruder than I intended when I started writing this sentence. We sat in the early afternoon gentle hubbub of the wooden seafront pub, full of seafaring decor of yesteryear. I thought a local had started speaking Welsh as if often the case when English people walk in, but he was just clearing some stubborn phlegm from his clack hole. A real gem.
|Bass on Carling|
After enjoying our sandwiches on a bench with views out over Swansea Bay, which led to a nice rendition of local Bubblegum Pop Punk act, Helen Love, I scanned my GBG and was suddenly confused! My paper based copy said Mumbles had FOUR entries, but the GBG App said only THREE. It seems two had merged, Mumbles Ale House becoming part of our next tick, the Victoria Inn (1593 / 2562).......
|What the GBG App would have you believe|
|The reality of the situation - I'm on the dregs of white wine (can I count that as a tick without going in?)|
Oh yes, if the Pilot had been marvellous, the Victoria gave us the kind of reception which made this even more memorable and special, pub of the day you'd have to say. As we peered around the gentle old blokes at the ale pumps, they all turned around like faulty spinning tops, shook our hands, and didn't let go for about a minute! They loved the BRAPA concept, and were even more impressed we were on the Bass again, telling me tales of a pub on York Shambles which sells the stuff (well, did 40 years ago) and vague talk of an away day 30 years back to Boscombe and Christchurch where a landlord with a casual attitude towards the drink was scared with the name of some famous Bass person of yesteryear and promised to put it on. It just emphasised the culthood around this bloody drink!
|Bass in Pride|
The barman deserves a special mention, Colin the cockney Spurs fan who did a better Yorkshire accent than us. He likes Hull City cos of Tom Huddlestone and Michael Dawson links, and told us because we were 'Yorkshire', we had to go to his other pub, Railway Inn in Upper Killay and drink their strongest beer cos the locals down here can't handle it! More on that one tomorrow .....
|Colin the amazing Spurs barman|
Hidden close by in the side streets was our third and final Mumbles tick, unlike No Sign Bar in Swansea, it didn't have a sign but it did have a name......
|A building which might be the Park Inn|
Park Inn (1594 / 2563) was our third wonderful pub in a row, another ultra friendly barmaid, smiling locals and had one of those smells like what pubs used to smell like before 1st July 2007 and was all exposed wood and threadbare carpets, simple benches, the kind of pub any proper pub lover would appreciate and the Titanic White Star was a nice change from that crazy Bass stuff! I can't tell you much more, but I had the BRAPA bit between my teeth now properly for the first time since 7th April so rung us a taxi from the wonderful Valley Cabs recommended to us by one of Victoria Inn old locals "never let mi down in 50 years" and sure enough, they were just the job to get us out to Bishopston.
|Day glo dreams|
Joiners Arms (1595 / 2564) was the first of two GBG entries after a surprisingly leafy rural taxi ride took us to this village, and this was the one which came most highly recommended. Surprised to see how popular it was with early evening drinkers, bar blockers dressed as Neapolitan ice cream (though Chocolate seemed to have gone to the loo). But once more, it was a proper old boozer, and most of the time was spent being stared at by a particularly judgey french bulltwog. I was starting to feel it by now though (the drunkness I mean, not the dog!) and could have easily collapsed into my Lenny Henry sponsored Premier Inn bed with Mark Williams and a bag of Monster Munch!
But now was not the time to have such thoughts, had to power through, though forgive me for reviewing Valley, Bishopston (1596 / 2565) and Woodman, Blackpill (1597 / 2566) as one, sort of. Drunken feelings or not, neither pub could capture even a sober Si like the Joiners or the Mumbles trio had. Valley was decent in truth, Woodman less so.
So what can I remember? Valley, I was surprised how decent the Sharps Atlantic was though I think there was quite a serious drinks spillage by me! But went to get us a glass of water each to help them down which was a good move, and that doesn't happen much in BRAPA unless I'm in Leighton Buzzard where I always end up feeling strange. It looks a much lovlier pub outside and in from my photos than I remember, which shows what the mind can do .......
|Looks like gorgeous proper pub, what am I on about?|
A taxi as far as Blackpill, on the road back in to Swansea sounds a bit like Blackpool with more pills (which probably isn't possible) but the Woodman was a bit of a roadside attempted dining pub ......
And as the ales went off one by one, we were forced into a spot of Greene King IPA which is never a good pint in my experience, but ok at this stage! Felt a bit better by now, I sat us down but was told this table would be reserved in half an hours time so I moved now cos I don't like being moved by apologetic looking diners. We kept a beady eye on the table from afar and no one EVER sat there. Growl. I took one indoor photo, not sure what it was supposed to represent, blingy handbag?
Oh well, hey ho, SIX pubs done plus a revisit, and we got back to our Premier Inn for a late supper, a bit of snooker, and an ok nights sleep before we'd do it all again on the Saturday! Join me tomorrow or Thursday for tales of that little cracker of a day ...........
"(actually pronounced 'wind' as in 'winding road' rather than 'windy day')"ReplyDelete
The English language has a lot to answer for. :)
"to the cute suburb of Cockett, "
Is that first syllable pronounced like a rooster or male genitalia? ;)
"But it was a funeral parlour. Ooops."
If they had a showing you might still have gotten a cup of tea.
"the zombie wannabees "
The only zombies in shows my darling wife will put up with are in Game of Thrones. ;)
"(well third last after Messrs Taylor and Mackay)"
(slow golf clap)
"Wetherspoons called. They want their carpet back."
You're on a roll.
"where a load of mourners carrying wreaths stood outside the neighbouring funeral parlour."
*cough* cup of tea *cough*
"and I later find out we'd been the only two entrants."
Tsk, tsk. You should report that like the Russians used to. You came second and Rose came second to last. :)
"like if you were in civilised Scotland"
Isn't that an oxymoron?
"which had started well, got very tired by the two thirds mark, very much like this whole experience. "
An apt description.
"Oh well, 1600 was a landmark pub tick so there was that to celebrate at least!"
Historic doesn't have to be inspiring. :)
"Should perhaps be changed to "Pubs With CharacterS" "
Three for three!
"Railway Inn, Upper Killay"
Which is on Gower Road; which makes up serendipitously for the Golden Gower at that shite Uplands Tavern. :)
"and suggest that if you are good enough, they'll come to the pub regardless"
If you build it, they will come.
"What an experience! BRAPA at its finest."
A great way to end the day.
"we came to our final pub of this mini weekend break .............."
Ooops. I spoke too soon above.
"and had very kindly bought us both 8p doughnuts to celebrate the occasion, which I wish I'd had with my Brains SA looking back, which was pretty good."
Blimey. Looking at the photos below you could probably use that in place of a Durex!
"so swings n roundabouts I guess! "
Ayup. I'd say do every fourth one St Neots style lad. :)
PS - Left Cancun with a wicked sinus head cold that is keeping me from being in top form. Plus, the missus has catering up the Ying Yang now that we're back so I may be incommunicado for another day or so.
I was pleased you enjoyed the Mumbles Ale House/Vic thing. Looks like you had the same genteel locals that made that micro pubby on my visit. Looks like Father BRAPA enjoyed it.ReplyDelete