|There's a pub cat over there somewhere|
But my heart soared with a kind BRAPA-friendly offer from Colin and Christine (who you might remember from my Cleethorpes blog) to drive me to some of those harder to reach outer Blackpool ticks. They were making their BRAPA debuts but I assured them we didn't need to see a band til Darlo's finest Gimp Fist were on at 4:30pm. Convenient.
The pubs I had picked out were at Salwick and Catforth, two places no one has ever heard of before, ever, with a Wesham bonus we'd carried over from our Kirkham day yesterday, and when I say 'we' I mean my punk companion Chris 'Krizbi' Britain, even though he prefers Steps to Sex Pistols, he is a semi-punk regular.
But more excitement as we were picked up from the station as a 'Mystery Guest' was announced, and soon their daughter and the best thing to come out of Chorlton since the Wheelies (I'm too young to remember), Lizzy Andrew, was upon us as well. Two can play at that game, as I had my own 'Mystery Guest'. But because I'm a chatterbox (or gobshite as my Auntie Di says) , I'd revealed the mystery guest before we were even out of Blackpool. He wears paisley and lives in Preston, can ya tell what it is yet? Not Rolf Harris.
And he (still not Rolf Harris) was standing outside the pub at 11:50am when we arrived like a colourful lord of the manor. I was a bit upset though, I'd noticed Salwick had a railway station and the whole reason I'd picked it out was that it looked impossible to get to by public transport! Oh well. After a few introductions, I had to get my brain into BRAPA mode ......
|First lime green leather jacket in Salwick since 1853, I believe|
1453 / 2199. Hand & Dagger, Salwick
The warning signs were there. Splendid hanging baskets. A very boutiquey pub sign. And most of all, a worrying number of hovering people, like wasps, all waiting for the pub to open alongside us as the clock approached that magical 12 noon mark. And those in the know, 'locals' I think they call them, had snuck in through a back entrance, so even though Christine used her elbows to ensure our group got in first, we still had to be patient waiting to be served. The beer range was limited, but that wasn't an issue (probably a blessing) as the 'White Witch' was drinking very well, but every table was kitted out with knives, forks and placemats despite the multi-roomed nature of the place. The locals were friendly in a watchful way, and the onus was put on me to decide where we should sit. So I chose outside, "is that allowed?" breathed the others in a scandalised way, but I explained I make the rules so yes, whilst it is not ideal, this particular pub set up wasn't going to give me much to go on. Despite a pool room, and plenty of missed opportunities to have at least ONE designated drinking area. Outside, I realised this was the most randomest of all BRAPA gangs, but cos I'm a chatterbox / gobshite, no awkward silences. Someone saw a cat. A chicken coop looked enticing (if you were a cat), and we sat and I slagged off the pub but turned nervously in case cat or chickens had a pub camera fitted. Another annoyance was Twasps (wasps who happen to be twats, so all of them) and although Matthew seemed to take a dim view of poor treatment to the creatures, one got a bit too curious and drowned in Christine's White Witch. "I wouldn't want to go that way .... drowned in Moorhouses!" lamented Matthew. Colin then kindly offered to drive us all to the second pub even though it meant him making two journeys, so Christine and Lizzy went first. I went to the loo but the pub was acting a bit weird, a bit chilly and insular I felt.
|Krizbi finds the pool table, but where do drinkers sit in this pub?|
|Hiding from the cat, probably|
|Fancy dying in a pint of Moorhouses?|
As me, Matthew and Krzbi waited, we said hi to the chickens again and then we saw a strange moth and thought pub ticker Duncan Mackay would have been able to identify it but he was probably watching Outer Hebrides Under 17's v a Nordic Women Military XI with 15 other people like the top man he is:
Colin returned for us and soon, we were at Catforth where the road outside the pub seemed to be lined with people recognising Matthew (jeez, where we really this scarily close to Preston?)
The pub had water spurting out of the side of the pub like the actual building was having a wee, and that isn't just me being childish because Colin thought so too. But it was called the Running Pump so it made sense.
1454 / 2200. Running Pump, Catforth
Of course, the counter argument to my Salwick tale of woe is "waaaah, rural pubs have to do food to survive in this day and age, waaaah" and yet, you walk into the Running Pump at Catforth, food is whizzing out of the kitchen at a rate of knots, West Lancs poshos and daytrippers are eating, but the downtrodden Simey BRAPA's of this world are just drinking and dreaming dreams of Gregg's pasties next to Winter Gardens, and immediately, the pub is warm, it has an inviting comfort that the Hand & Dagger might only get on a cold winter night when fire is in. Conclusion - you can do food in a pub without selling your soul. That's what I took from BRAPping on Sat 4th Aug 2018 more than anything. Lizzy and Christine looked like they'd been sat there for hours and were on their 5th pints of the day when we arrived. Settled. Just to clarify, they were totally sober. Probably. Even when a confused kitchen wench tried to force a plate of meatballs on us, it didn't really matter (turns out the bloke had gone to sit outside without telling anyone - tut tut tut). Oh, and they all knew Matthew of course which added to our locally feeling. I got lost going to find the loo, the barmaid didn't even know where the gents was, but she was knew and I guess things like this take time. No idea what beer I had but it had a purple clip which any sommelier beersplainer knows taste better than red ones. V.impressed with this one.
We said goodbye to Matthew so he could stay and talk to his friends, have 10 pints, and walk home across 15 fields back to the Black Horse, not that he lives in the Black Horse probably.
The rest of us got in the Col-mobile and headed for Wesham, which is almost certainly pronounced Wesham but a couple of people said 'Wessum' just to throw that 'Daresbury' 'Davenham' doubt into the mix. It was just around the corner of the station we'd been at yesterday.
|Where a car dresses as me|
1455 / 2201. Stanley Arms, Wesham
Classic street corner local, ultra friendly and full of excited AFC Fylde fans about to go to their first game of the season. These type of pubs are the reason I do BRAPA! It had that wonderful pre-match sense of anticipation which we used to get as Hull City fans many years ago, beers from Old Mill (south York old school!), a 'benign' resident ghost I sadly wasn't aware of at the time. Most people were watching the lunchtime kick off, Leyton Orient equalised late against Salford and the pub cheered with such ferocity, I thought the LEY stood for Leyland and people liked their Lancs teams, but maybe they all hate Salford. Weird anyway. As the crowds dispersed (and not because I'd arrived to judge them all for once), and I was trying to keep an eye out for visiting Bromley fans, Christine launched into a homemade quiz which started with a Scunthorpe round for Colin and Lizzy but answers like Paddy Madden just kept eluding them, and pretty sure I won with the Hull City section not that I'm bragging or owt. Krzb was probably sad there wasn't a Sheffield Utd round, but even the benign ghost wouldn't have approved of that, so it was time to get back to Blackpool for some PUNK ROCK!
|'Legendary' really is the word|
|The ghost is just around to the left|
|Scunthorpe quiz causing much confusion|
Back in Blackpool, the Saturday atmosphere was electric and there were so many people milling about, many more than on Thurs, Fri or Sun. Gimp Fist were amazing, as were the Briefs and then Cockney Rejects were good too even though the Roger Protz's of this world tried to squash me in the pit.
But then we had the added bonus of 'pre-emptives'! More on them on Wednesday (I'm off to the Carabao Cup tomorrow in Sheffield Tuesday - this is confusing) and then I also need to tell you about our day in North Derbyshire on Sat just gone.
Keep on pubbing.
"to drive me to some of those harder to reach outer Blackpool ticks. "ReplyDelete
Well done them. (thumbs up)
"I'd noticed Salwick had a railway station"
(checked Google Maps) - Yep, and right on Station Road, go figure! (and under 15 minutes to walk to the Hand and Dagger. :)
"no awkward silences"
Going by the average length of your posts that's understandable. ;)
"Fancy dying in a pint of Moorhouses?"
Maybe a vat of Bitter. :)
Says it all. You just feel comfy and relaxed. You fit right in. :)
"No idea what beer I had but it had a purple clip "
That would be the Indian Pacific IPA from Ashover Brewery in Chesterfield. :)
"Where a car dresses as me"
That's a tad... unsettling. :)
"full of excited AFC Fylde fans about to go to their first game of the season"
"Scunthorpe quiz causing much confusion"
Well I'm certainly speechless. :)
"as were the Briefs"
Weird name for a group that perform in trousers.
"this is confusing"
Is there going to be another quiz?
"Keep on pubbing."
Or 'ut in adire pubs' in Latin. :)
PS - "but she was knew"
If she was 'knew' she'd have known, so I'm guessing she was 'new'. :)
ut in adire pubs? I'm getting a BRAPA crest made now you realise Russ? Thanks!Delete
Glad I could help. :)Delete
Do not be downhearteded about Salwick having a railway station. It has a sparse service. I require the shack tick, I consider that it is possibly the hardest in Lancashire.ReplyDelete
I've always pronounced Wesham just as it is spelt, and haven't heard differently. I think the Fylde fans probably see Salford as promotion rivals, as the new Rushden and Diamonds esque but without the merger, pretend Blackpool new club scum look to enter the Football League. I look forward to the crap defeat there in two years time.
Surely if they haven't appeared previously, Cleethorpes was Colin and Christine's BRAPA debut.
I so want to go to the Crappo Cup game against the Blunts on Tuesday. It is such an intriguingly attractive fixture, even in such a pointless competition, against utter crap evil opposition whom we will almost certainly lose heavily against. I will never break a strike though. The Allams get the ticket money. Just fuck off Ehab. Now. Leave what is left of the broken shell of our once proud Association Football Club and get out now you retarded dipshit. We are Hull City AFC. We'll die when we want.
I think Si meant to write ‘Rebellion debuts’ not ‘BRAPA debuts’.Delete
I meant to write Rebellion debuts, of course!Delete
Was a good Crappo Cup game Tom but respect your strike.
If Salwick gets a new pub in GBG next year, we'll go together by train!
Matthew may well have mentioned this on the day, but the Running Pump is a former Robinson's pub that they sold off as part of their recent purge. It still bears their style of lettering. I agree that, compared with many other rural pubs, it is still quite "pubby".ReplyDelete
Maybe it's pronounced 'Wessum' after about the fifth pint.ReplyDelete
As far as I am aware some people say Wesh-am and some say Wes-ham. What about another Preston area place Samlesbury? - some people say Sammels-bury and some say Psalms-bury. Then again do you say Hull or Ull?ReplyDelete
Oh, 'Ull of course! Sammels-bury is on my list, and I think I'll say it like that. I pronounced Cilcewyd as Cycle Wild so never trust BRAPA.Delete
"The pub had water spurting out of the side of the pub like the actual building was having a wee" - peak surreal BRAPA there.
I'm doing those pubs this weekend, bet they're still talking about you.
The Running Pump will be after I pointed them towards this post.Delete
Oh dear, I'll be in trouble now! Even though I said nice things. Hurrah.Delete