Laying horizontally across my psychiatrist's sofa the other day, staring up at the giant map of County Devon on the ceiling, she asks "... so Si, what makes you TICK?"
"The Good Beer Guide and a green Stabilo" I reply.
She slams shut her notebook in despair and declares there is no hope. The session is over.
OF COURSE this didn't really happen. It was just a really brilliant joke by me, just now.
I'd be furious if she gave up that quickly anyway, for my imaginary psychiatrist charges an absolute fortune. And no 50p off vouchers to soften the blow either.
Where was I? Oh yes, HAPPY GOOD BEER GUIDE DAY!!
I 'declared' on 2024 net pubs on Saturday 30th October, in the very nice Orange Tree, Baldock.
|John Depeche Modem realising he is witnessing a historic tick in the 2021 GBG for the final time|
The new GBG arrived Monday 1st November 13:35pm, just when I thought all hope had gone for a last post (even Paisley had it before me, and has a GBG 'Spoons called the Last Post which is kind of meta if you think about it).
|Another one back on the shelf (might need a bigger shelf!)|
|I tell a lie - me using the brewery section to check on a beer in Cheriton last week (it wasn't listed!)|
|The lovely chap in Indie Craft poses with the late Martin the Owl|
|Bloke on Shopmobility Scooter drinking pint - scenes you like to see|
|Window blokes wish they were as cool as Quosh and Chris Dyson|
|Col, his best mate WIM, and very nice crisps|
|Martin "So ..... that's what a physical copy of a GBG looks like"|