Monday 2 March 2020


Hi Folks,

I might have had my doubts going into February about my ability to reach the numbers I wanted, and to maintain my enthusiasm without the usual 'BRAPA Winter Holiday', but it has proved to be superb month from start to finish, 37 new Good Beer Guide pubs and 2 cheeky pre-emptives well beyond my level of expectations back on the 1st.

It all began by the fire in a surprisingly good Bridlington Wetherspoons, and it ended like this, posing with a bloke called Wig and lovely Mrs W at one of those rare spectacular micros, one of the hardest Tyne & Wear 'ticks' in High Spen.

Of course, I need to blog about that and seven other pubs in the coming days, but for now I thought I'd break off and give you a flavour of things as they stand.

Here's a boring stat - 23 of the 37 pubs were all in the North East.  Okay, so various storms like Citra and Steffan Dennis have hit hard (as did my sickness and diarrhoea I don't like to talk about).  I've decided to give Cumbria a wide berth for now in case it is snowing and everything is cancelled, but Durham and Tyne of Wear are going great guns, and I'm even taking baby steps in Northumberland.  "Why eye ga ga goo" as the baby's no doubt say up there.

11 left in Durham
11 pubs left in Durham, 10 if I say 'well, I tried High Hesleden but they were on holiday so sod 'em' (which of course, I wouldn't do if I was in the 'completion' years of ticking, but as a first attempt at finishing County Durham, I have no qualms).  Edmundbyers gives me sleepless nights, Westgate is not much better but perhaps their opening hours on a Saturday aren't as bad as I thought.  

One left in Tyne & Wear

You can mentally colour in High Spen and Swalwell in your minds, leaving just Ryhope.  This twins well with Durham ticks like Seaton and Seaham so am feeling pretty chill about FINALLY completing T & W sometime in March/April.

25 approx left in Cumbria

Plenty of work to do still in Cumbria, but weather permitting, I'll get back on it in March.  In a High Hesleden kinda way, the Gilrcrux Caravan Shack I'm going to ignore based on my failed January visit, Great Corby has technically been de-guided due to a change of ownership - this wouldn't necessarily stop me going but I'm not ruling out skipping it!  A trip to 'outer' Carlisle is needed, Appleby and Kirkoswald shouldn't be TOO bad, and a Ravenglass-Boot railway trip when the weather really improves is high on my agenda.  Aim is to have it done by end of August.  

I've only really just started Northumberland but it isn't a county exactly chock-a-block with GBG pubs, so a couple of nice spring/summer weekends and who knows, could I get it finished before the 2021 GBG drops?  Problem is, ticks in the likes of Alwinton and Rochester give me a massive headache, public transport options seem zero, as do nearby taxi firms or even an average sized town with a transport service!  I need a friendly driver, or as a nice man from Swansea called Nigel suggested, get well in with Northumberland CAMRA and try and get on one of their minibus trips!  Not ruling it out.  I'll go in the boot, you won't even know I'm there. 

I've been thinking about where to go for June's BRAPA Summer Holiday recently.  I'd changed my mind from Cornwall to Dorset, and then thought Mansfield as a base to do Notts!  Has anyone been on holiday to Mansfield before?  Comment below.  Is six days there too long?  If not, perhaps the Northumberland coast could be a wise move, keep this year's North Eastern theme going.

Some of the pubs this month have been simply stunning, so I'd like to nominate 3 to go into the hat for 'BRAPA Pub of the Year'.  These are, in no particular order:

1. Black Bull, Frosterley
2. 1B Tap, Great Harwood
3. Three Horseshoes, Leamside

One dog and his man - at the excellent Three Horseshoes in Leamside

Lots of honourable mentions too, the afore mentioned Wig's Place in High Spen, a rare pint of Bass in Winterton's excellent George Hogg, lovely pub cat at Wolsingham.

Anything I wasn't so keen on?  Isn't there always?!  Moderation in Reading was utterly dreadful, Three Horseshoes in Running Waters tried but never convinced me it belonged in the GBG, Tap & Vent in Longridge was such a non event, and the Benjamin Fawcett 'Spoons in Driffield just wasn't very good. 

Whittlesey CAMRA(?) probably enjoying the Moderation as much as I did

But on the whole, a really pleasing month .......

 Meeting Duncan Mackay at Wheatsheaf, Barton on t' Humber

My sister worries her boyfriend is becoming a hipster

Fun at Bratfut Beer Festival in Saltaire

Sam Smith's Beermats remind me I shouldn't be taking this photo
March Preview

It ain't gonna be easy.  Only 4 Saturday's in the month, and for one of them, I'll be in Lanzarote (NOT that I'm complaining too much about that, there'll probably be a micropub somewhere if I look closely enough, there always is).  

That means I need to do something I was pretty tardy with in Feb, and get back on the South Yorks Thu/Fri evening trail to supplement by weekend trips.  I still have stuff to do in Hatfield, Mapplewell, North Anston, Thorpe Hesley and even bloody Sheffield itself! 

As for the Saturday's, Lichfield gives us a rare break from the North East.   21st March I've got to decide whether to return to Cumbria or be a bit more reserved, weather dependent.  I've been told the pub in Westgate, Durham opens early on this day, so a good opportunity to get it done?  And on 28th, Dad and I are lining up a Durham day which should help me get somewhere near completion.

Redundancy Update

You might remember back in September I was told that I'd be losing my job at Yorkshire Bank where I've worked for over 18 years!  Well, we had a further announcement last week, and without saying anything definite, it sounds like they want us gone by 18th Dec this year!  

So what does that mean for BRAPA?

Well, I feel like I'm at a bit of a crossroads in my life now.  40 years old, and I don't think I want another office job for 19 more years, I certainly don't REALLY want to work in a bank again!  Money depresses me, unless I own it.  Redeployment isn't really an option, and I want the redundancy payout anyway.

You know those smug buggers who say "I love my life because my job is what I love doing .... and I get paid for it hahhahahaha *throws back head theatrically*)  Well, wouldn't it be nice to make BRAPA work for me?  It might be impossible.  But as the world's first 'pub vlogger', being better at Social Media (I need to get my Instagram back up and running), online store selling BRAPA shirts with slogans like "Not all heroes wear capes ..... but they are called Martin".  I don't want it all to be words and half-baked ideas though, I need to take ACTION!

I'd kick myself for not giving it a go, but I just don't have the time when working full time, so a couple of months at the beginning of 2021 to take stock, still in York, CV all updated, careers advice sought, some part time work to keep me ticking over (don't wanna put all my eggs in one basket), well that's the plan in my mind at present.

But like I say, nothing set in stone, our next bank announcement end of April / beginning of May could change it all again!   BRAPA is my passion though (BRAPA tattoos on forearms day after I leave the bank?), and it isn't stopping any time soon ;)

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  1. Is Lanzarote basically just a shit southern Scarborough? Never been, but it is the feeling I get.

    On your future plans, I do think it is plausible for you to make something of a living out of BRAPA. I think your thinking of doing some other part time work alongside is a good idea and probably along the right sort of lines. I will suggest more specific ideas than that out of the public domain.

    Really looking forward to Lichfield, though feel guilty it isn't Stoke.

    1. I replied Tom but am doing it from my phone and it has gone straight to the bottom so hope you can see it!

  2. You could potentially include North Anston as part of your Mansfield holiday - there's a direct bus from Worksop that drops right outside the pub.

    1. Thanks Richard, that is the kind of quality brainwave I love to see. I’ll send you a free BRAPA beermat when I get them done ;)

  3. Reading your BRAPA blog entertains me greatly although I’m a little worried about your liver 🤪. You’re a clever writer and your dad is the coolest. That bank is going to be sorry to lose you.

    1. Thanks Barb 🥰 really nice of you to say. Yes, Dad is great and will definitely be my first vlog guest!! Plenty of turmeric n a few days off the ale each week to keep my liver semi-functioning 😉

  4. BRAPA - The Podcast (Episode 1)

    SIMON EVERITT - So how do you think that went?

    TOM IRVIN - I think we can make the bus after they kicked us out.


    SIMON : Welcome to another episode of BRITISH REAL ALE PUB ADVENTURE. I'm Simon Everitt...

    TOM : And I'm Tom Irvin.

    SIMON : And we're here at The George & Dragon in Lichfield on International Women's Collaboration Brew Day...

    TOM : Is that a thing?

    SIMON : Now we don't want to upset Melissa. AGAIN.

    TOM : But of course, we couldn't have made it to this pub without a certain pen to make sure we were ticking off the right one. Which pen is that, Simon?


    TOM : And we were fortified on our journey down here by - JACOBS MINI CHEDDARS! For all your snacking needs.

    SIMON : In this episode, you'll learn how not to take a photo outside a pub...

    TOM : You'll discover what happens when you drop your drink down the middle pocket of a pool table.

    SIMON : And how NOT to proffer a highlighter to a member of the bar staff.

    TOM : I can't believe you did that.

    SIMON : Anyway, I ordered a pint of Titanic Plum Porter and Tom, you had...

    TOM : They found me some blackcurrant cordial. EVENTUALLY.




    1. Exactly how I’m picturing it in my mind! Bit of product placement might work wonders for me. Wonderful!

  5. Never feel guilty you aren’t in Stoke, Tom. Though I know you are fond of it and a cheeky little oatcake.

    Yes, really looking forward to Sat, and will look fwd to hearing your suggestions!

    Never been to Lanzarote before but am gonna be sad if it doesn’t surpass Scarbs in some way! In fact, I’ll be on first flight home!